This girl just spilt ice all over my record player.
I played it cool.
What do you call a fake record player?
A wasp expert walks into a record shop
He goes to the owner and asks if they have the new edition of wasp sounds 2019. The record shop owner says that they have it in stock and asks if the wasp expert would like to listen too it before he buys.
The wasp expert agrees and the record is placed on the record player. The pin goe...
The world's leading expert on wet clothing walks into a record shop.
The expert asks the assistant "Do you have the latest edition of 'Wet Garments' Acoustics'? I'm sure your store just released it yesterday."
"Of course," the assistant replies. "Would you like to listen to it before you buy it?"
"Why, thank you," says the expert, and puts on a pair of...
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An English couple have a child
After the birth, medical tests reveal that the child is normal, apart from the fact that it is German. This, however, should not be a problem. There is nothing to worry about. As the child grows older, it dresses in lederhosen and has a pudding bowl haircut, but all its basic functions develop norma...