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I learned the hard way not to discuss politics around a lazy Susan

All of a sudden the whole table just turned on me

What do you call a hooker with no legs?

A lazy Susan.

History has forgotten the name of the man that invented the "Lazy Susan",

but it conveniently still remembers the name of his ex-wife.

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