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Turn It On Jokes

To get an alarm clock to go off, you must turn it on

I operate in the same manner

What kind of computer says “hello” when you turn it on?

A Dell

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My wife told me to load the dish washer and turn it on

So I got her drunk and before you know it, we had sex

I just bought a new InSinkErator that plays music when you turn it on.

It might sound crazy..... but it ain't no lie...baby, bye bye bye

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.

So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way...

A day in the life of an IT guy...

Customer: Hi, my computer isn't working.

IT guy: OK, what happens when you try to turn it on?

Customer: Nothing.

IT guy: Can you check to see if it's plugged into the outlet?

Customer: Uhhhh I dunno it's pretty dark back there...

IT guy: ...Can you turn on a light?...

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