I once killed an adult male Grizzly bear on a ski trip in Alaska with a small serrated knife.
I had no idea grizzlies could ski or where the bear got the knife.
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A man comes home early from work;
A man comes home early from work; As he enters the house hears noises coming from above
He rushes up the stairs and into the bedroom, only to find his wife in bed with his best friend Jim.
Oh Jim, how could you? We went to school together; we were in the scouts together, we….
The Chomp Bird
A man wants to get his wife a unique gift, so he goes to an exotic pet store, and asks the owner, "What's the rarest thing you have in here?" After showing him large snakes, colorful lizards, and strange rodents, the man still seems unimpressed. "Got anything rarer than these?" The man asked.