UPJOKE
dinnertimesuppertimebedtimenaptimehourlunchtimetime of dayteatimeschooltimesnackingovereatingtimeanytimehourlydowntime

How do elephants speed up mealtime?

They truncate it.

It was mealtime on an airplane...

...and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

A Christian missionary goes to proselytize in Africa and gets lost

So he goes aimlessly through thick forest and stumbles upon a lion. He gets scared the lion will eat him so he starts praying to God to protect him from the lion. Then, suddenly, he sees the lion praying as well!



He gets relieved and tells the lion: Brother! I didn't know you're a bel...

A young man is convicted of forgery and arrives at prison…

While eating his lunch in an otherwise silent cafeteria, he hears an inmate say the number 47 followed by many inmates chuckling quietly. A few minutes later another inmate barks out 16 followed by a dirty snicker by a bunch of inmates. Then an inmate whispers 138 which produces a round of huge bell...

I didn't get this joke ? please help

A young man is sentenced to fifteen years
in prison. The warden
takes a liking to him and puts him in a cell
with a kindly oldtimer
so that he can be shown the ropes and not
get himself in trouble.

So the oldtimer teachs the youngster the
rules of the prison, what
to do, ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.