Mealtime Jokes

They truncate it.

...and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

So he goes aimlessly through thick forest and stumbles upon a lion. He gets scared the lion will eat him so he starts praying to God to protect him from the lion. Then, suddenly, he sees the lion praying as well!



He gets relieved and tells the lion: Brother! I didn't know you're a bel... read more

While eating his lunch in an otherwise silent cafeteria, he hears an inmate say the number 47 followed by many inmates chuckling quietly. A few minutes later another inmate barks out 16 followed by a dirty snicker by a bunch of inmates. Then an inmate whispers 138 which produces a round of huge bell... read more

A young man is sentenced to fifteen years
in prison. The warden
takes a liking to him and puts him in a cell
with a kindly oldtimer
so that he can be shown the ropes and not
get himself in trouble.

So the oldtimer teachs the youngster the
rules of the prison, what
to do, ... read more