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Wimbledon Jokes

What do you call the women's Wimbledon finals?

2 Girls 1 cup

What time did Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

I entered a contest where I had to submit eleven jokes about Wimbledon.

But I think tennis enough.

Where does a half-man, half- horse play tennis at Wimbledon?

Centaur Court

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Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly.

Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly.

May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?

A baseball walks into Wimbledon.

The announcer yells "Hey, we don't serve your kind"

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A shuttlecock walks up to the bar during a break at the Wimbledon final...

Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

I heard the mob are trying to promote illegal betting schemes around this year's Wimbledon...

It's a tennis racket!

The Trophy Maker (OC - long)

Old Rick Giuseppe was a fifth-generation trophy maker – like his father, grandfather, great grandfather and great great great grandfather before him. Alas, Old Rick Giuseppe’s wife had died a few years ago, and the man lived in solitude, apart from a cat named Jeffery, who was his late wife’s belove...

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are taking a walk in the garden nearby after a case.

Watson suddenly turns towards Holmes and says, "You must stop making fun of me now, Holmes. I'm not that dumb now. That was long ago."

Sherlock Holmes looks at Watson a bit mockingly and says, "OK, then. Show me what you can deduce from the objects you see around us."

"Sure.", says Wat...

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