FIFA World Cup 2018

A frenchman alks down the street, where he bumps into an Englishman

The Frenchman asks: How are you, what are you up to?"

Englishman: " Ah, nothing much, playing the Croatians in the World Cup tomorrow!"

Frenchman: "What a coincidence...?! We're playing them on Sunday!"

A man takes his seat at a FIFA World Cup Final

He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy.

MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"

GUY: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."

MAN: "oh... t...

What's the difference between the Tham Luang cave boys and the FIFA World Cup?

The boys are coming home.

It's the FIFA world cup finals

It's the FIFA world cup finals, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch.

He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over to his neighbour and asks him if someone will be sitting there.

'No', says the neighbour. 'The seat is empty.'

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Son: Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?

Me: Because your mom loves roses.

Son: What about me?

Me: It's a long story, FIFA World Cup™ Russia 2018.

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