The 90s Jokes - 28 Hilarious The 90s Jokes

In the 90s it was easy to go into an upscale restaurant with your clone. That was a long time ago.

I must be dating myself

People these days think all kids in the 90s listened to boomboxes.

That’s just a stereotype.

Now that I’ve gone back and listened to the 90s Fresh Prince theme song…

That track really slaps.

Heaven is where the music is from the 80s, the TV shows are from the 90s, and the internet is from the 2000s.

Hell, meanwhile, is where the music is from the 2000s, the TV shows are from the 80s and the internet is from the 90s.

This sums up the 90s

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 = 945

In the 90s, it had become pretty hip to include just one or two minorities in a Hollywood movie.

One studio always put just one Black guy in each of their movies as a diversity hire. You know, the clerk at a convenience store, some guy in the background, one of the protagonist's lesser of many friends. Someone who wouldn't get a lot of screen time, would probably die first.

During a 1994...

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Everyone's talking about the 90s like it was almost thirty years ago...

Oh.

...Fuck.

Kids these days have no idea how good it was growing up in the 90s!

(born on December 31st, 1999)

Jobs from the 90s that aren’t around anymore:

Steve

How did every joke in the 90s start?

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If you sum up the 90s...

you get 945

In the 90s, most Europeans were tall, slender, relatively in shape. However, Brits were out of shape, their bodies blowing up, like a balloon. Scientists have now identified the reason behind this phenomena:

The Irish Republican Army

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A Millennial Falcon

The 90s must have sucked for Wild Cards fans

From 1995 to 2002 George R. R. Martin was busy publishing another series and no new Wild Cards books were released. I can't imagine being in that situation, waiting years and years for the next book in a series by GRRM that I've come to love.

Reporter: "Why did you attack Iraq in the 90s?"

Reporter: "Why did you attack Iraq in the 90s?"
USA: "Because we suspected that they had Weapons of Mass Destruction"
Reporter: "Why did you attack Syria now?"
USA: "Because we suspect they have Weapons of Mass Destruction"
Reporter: "Why didn't you attack North Korea then?" ...

the #MeToo movement actually started in the 90s

But it never really took off because PoundMeToo didn’t really send the right message

If you be been to one giant shopping center from the 90s

you've been to the mall

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What do you call nudes from the 90s

hot mail

The 90s called

They don't want it, you can keep it

I used to go to bars to pick up girls in the 90s...

...then I thought I should aim closer to my age

Watching the original “Baywatch” series on Amazon Prime…

…they got a hot girl riding a jetski shooting an AR-15, boy do I miss the 90s!

Joke my 5 year old son told me

What did the cat say when it’s tail caught fire?

“This is the end of me!”

( found in a cat and dog joke book from the 90s but it was a perfect execution! )

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So I told Hitler about 9/11

I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.

So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.

Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the...

I spend my teenage years drinking, smoking pot and listening to britpop.

The 90s were just a Blur.

I don't think my wife will ever talk to me again.

Look, I have a great nostalgia for the 90s. I listen to the music all the time. And my favorite band of all time is Barenaked Ladies.

So, of course, that's what has been on my playlist on repeat. I can't help it, the songs are so catchy! I think though that she's had enough.

"I am so s...

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This horse is sitting at home one day watching MTV;

This is in the 90s where MTV actually had music on it. Anyway, the horse sees a segment on Jimi Hendrix, and decides there and then he wants to become an internationally-acclaimed guitar player (because, as we all know, all horses are left-handed).

So this horse works at this shitty job for a...

What do you get when you mix acid with bass?

The 90s

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New Breast Enlargement Technique

(This joke needs bodily movements to get its full effect, so it won't be quite as funny just reading it. It needs to be done live & out loud, so steal at will!)

A woman goes into surgery for breast augmentation, as she had a very flat chest that she was self-conscious about. When sh...

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