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Millennials Jokes

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There's boomers, millennials then GenZ so what's the next generation going to be?

Fucked.

I am getting so sick of millennials and their attitude.

Always walkin around like they rent the place.

How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 to hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do Millennials and Tarzan falling to his death have in common?

"I miss Vine."

Millennials being the first generation to grow up online should have been called Gen-E

But Forrest Gump ruined it for us

How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't know, the baby boomer that has the job now can't retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.

2 Millennials get into a counting contest

The announcer says "okay Millennials, start counting from 1 to 2000!"

They both scoff and easily count that high within minutes. One says "I'm a Millennial, I could count to 2000 in my sleep!

The announcer, obviously worried that there will not be a winner, thinks up a plan.

He ...

How much do millennials weigh?

An instagram.

People say Millennials are entitled...

But have you ever tried to tell an old lady her coupon has expired?

Millennials 20 years ago: Looting and polluting is not the way!

Millennials now: If I burn enough fossil fuels, maybe one of my random digital coins will become the preferred method of money laundering and make me rich.

85% of Millennials struggle with figuring out the opposite of these words.

Always
Coming
Take
Me
Down

[OC] You millennials are always complaining that we ran up trillions of dollars of debt for you. Why can't you just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps?

After all, we pulled ourselves up by your bootstraps.

Why are Millennials so odd?

Cause they can't even.

Why can't millennials take a joke?

Because the jokes always hit a little too close to their parent's house.

GenXer's, Millennials, Baby Boomers

**Quarenteens!**

Millennials wont get this

vaccines

Finally Wheel of Fortune is modernizing to reach more millennials with new rules.

Instead of buying a vowel they have to rent it.

If I had a dollar for every time older people complained about millennials...

...I could fix the economy they broke.

Ever wondered why "I hate my life" is millennial humor?

As a Zoomer, I'm here to say that the phrase actually applies to members of Gen Z as well.

The only difference is that for millennials, it's funny.

I'm serious.

The boomers' approach to healthcare is better than millennials'

Just compare the average age of death for both

Millennials don't get this...

Low college tuition rates.

What kind of job do millennials typically prefer?

A rimjob.

My grandpa told me, "You millennials are too dependent on technology...

.. so I plugged out his life support

Next time someone complains about millennials

Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.

Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?

Because it allows them to fulfil the dream of buying a house.

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How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

Who gives a fuck about millenials anymore, they now suffer like the rest of us in their 30's with crushing debt, child rearing problems, weigh gain, and a terrible government. Welcome to the club ladies and gentlemen, don't forget to turn the light off when you go to bed, that shit is tough to chan...

A dad complains "Millennials get certificates for anything..."

"My son got one last week just for dying!"

Trump shutting down the border would be the best thing for millennials

Once the avocado market dries up they can finally pay off their student loans and buy a house

Apparently incredulousness is increasing amongst millennials

I don’t believe it for a second

Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who's new bed was stolen by the cat.

We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.

You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare....

Back in my day we just died

What device did God use to communicate with millennials?

A tablet.

But not from Apple.

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Study finds millennials are having less sex

Because they are expecting their parents to do it for them.

Mohammad bin Salman is 33 making him, technically, a Millennial...

...so now Baby Boomers can add "Journalists" to their list of "things Millennials are killing".

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told millennials to stop being dramatic and entitled...

I still wouldn’t be able to afford a fucking house

How many millennials does it take to change a light-bulb?

One, but he has to create a safe-space where the light-bulb can go to avoid being offended that it's being replaced.

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