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Technologic Jokes

I never knew how technologically advanced Moses was...

But today I learned he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Who is the most technologically savvy politician?

MIT Romney.

Buddhism is opposed to our always-on, technologically driven lives.

It’s not the emails that are the problem. It’s the attachments.

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Technological man walks into a bar

A nice looking man in his 40s walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a beer and as he’s drinking it, a phone rings and the man looks at his bare arm and taps on it and begins speaking to someone through his fingers.

The bartender waits for him to finish talking and asks “holy shit, were yo...

Technologically slow dad

Asks his son
"Son, can you show me how to remove a picture I posted on Facebook?

Son, busy, replies
"Why do you ask me every time? Why don't you ask someone else to teach you?"

Dad replies
"Well, a man always learns from his mistakes!"

“Isn’t all contemporary fiction just a retelling of older stories, arranged in such a way as to appeal to the broadest population, given their familiarity with technological advancements that would seem magical to authors of earlier ages….

…” I asked the chicken as we both stood on the sidewalk. It suddenly and without comment walked across the road.

“Hey,” I called after the chicken, “why’d you do that?!”

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