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Td Jokes

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After driving for 10 hours, a truck driver get pulled over by a police officer

PO: Do you know why you got pulled over?

TD: No not really.

PO: Come on out I’ll show you.

The truck driver get out of his truck and the police officer pointed to the brokers taillight

TD: Oh fuck boss is going to kill me!

PO: Its fine, it’s only a small fine.
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A little girl is in a taxi with her mother

The little girl was eating a chocolate and soon after she finishes the first one she opens a second one.

The taxi driver trying to make some conversation says to the little girl:

TD: "Are you sure all that chocolate is healthy for you?"

Girl: "You know, my grandfather lived for ...

Call me old fashioned but my favorite HTML attributes are still colspan and rowspan

I just love me some big TD’s!

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