A man had a horrible stabbing pain in his eye every time he drank a hot toddy.
He went to the doctor to try to rectify it.
“It’s important,” his doctor told him, “to take the spoon out of the cup before you drink it.”
Happy hot toddy day!
A young man is visiting his girlfriend at her parent's home for the first time...
He's looking for a cup to make some tea in when he notices a long row of handmade cups, each inscribed with what seems like half-words. Just then the girlfriend's mother walks in, and he asks her what the deal with the cups are.
"Oh those. They are our family cups, one for each member, they'v...
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