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The farmer

This is one of my favorites. Told to me by my grandfather years ago.

An old farmer was sitting on his porch one morning having a cup of coffee. He notices a young boy skipping down the road. The boy is holding a big roll of tape. The farmer asks the boy, "what you gonna do with that roll of t...

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BEER TROUBLESHOOTING

A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.

He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman...

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