My maths teacher always goes off on tangents in class

They say it’s the first sine of madness

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Two tangents meet at a bar

After a long evening the one tangent says: "That was fun, we should meet again!"
The other: "You know that isn't going to happen!"

I found out my friend is addicted to math.

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imag...

Geometry class brought out the worst in me...

I used to go off on tangents.

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