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Taj Mahal Jokes

(NSFW) What is so special about Taj Mahal in India

The most beautiful erection of a man for his women

Ah, the Taj Mahal...

...the greatest erection of a man for a woman.

I couldn't satisfy my wife in bed so I took her for a vacation.

I took her to Agra, India, to visit the Taj Mahal.
She didn't seem to like the destination though, because the whole trip she kept repeating "why Agra".

Why is visiting Taj Mahal before you reach your destination a cure for erectile dysfunction?

Coz it forces you to take the via Agra route

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I named my dick Hal,

Taj Mahal.

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This tourist from Japan comes to India.

For sightseeing purposes, he got on a cab. The cab driver took him to The Taj Mahal and proudly said, "This is the Taj Mahal. It took 6000 people 6 years to be built."
The tourist, unimpressed, says "6 fucking years? We can build something like this in 6 months."
The cab driver got a bit upset...

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A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining together at the country club.

The conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary, and a wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog.

The doctor offered to show his dog first, and called to the parking lot, "Hippocrates, come!" Hippocrates ran in, and was to...

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