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I couldn't satisfy my wife in bed so I took her for a vacation.

I took her to Agra, India, to visit the Taj Mahal.
She didn't seem to like the destination though, because the whole trip she kept repeating "why Agra".

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Did you hear they invented a new kind of viagra for your eyes?

It makes you look hard .

Bonus related joke:

Did you hear they're changing the name 'viagra' to a more technical medical name?

Candidates are Micoxaflopin and Midixadrupin.

Why is visiting Taj Mahal before you reach your destination a cure for erectile dysfunction?

Coz it forces you to take the via Agra route
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Lazy Indians

A foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the
Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it
took to build.

"Twenty years," replied the guide.

"You Indians are a lazy lot," the tourist said. In my country, this could have...

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