Growing up I never knew what a sunrise was until one day it dawned on me.
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The Victoria's Secret Incident
I'm a detective and my day started off like every other. I woke up, took a shower, brushed my teeth, and ate a slice of toast and a single sunny side up egg that my wife made. As soon as I made my way into the precinct the sheriff, Chett Bradley, walked up to me. "There's been an incident at a Victo...
An Elderly Couple Watching Television
Elderly couple... sitting down watching television when the commercials come on, the husband smiles at his wife and says, I would love some ice cream right now. His wife says, me too! What do you want, I’ll go get it. Husband: I’d like to have 2 scoops of vanilla with chocolate and caram...
Today morning I ate an unhatched chick
Just to bring any comfort and optimism to everyone, I had the unhatched chick sunny side up.
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe
.. and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights...