I love sunny side up eggs. But no matter how far in advance I plan to make one...
...I always wind up scrambling at the last minute.
Sunny side up!
Growing up I never knew what a sunrise was until one day it dawned on me.
Do you like eggs?
I have them in the morning with my toast. Sometimes sunny side up, sometimes scrambled, sometimes over easy. I think they're eggsellent.
Why are solar panels always optimistic?
They always keep their sunny side up.
How do you defeat a vampire using eggs?
. . . . Serve ‘em sunny side up
The new blonde waitress at the truck stop
A nasty and mean looking trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out ther...
Today morning I ate an unhatched chick
Just to bring any comfort and optimism to everyone, I had the unhatched chick sunny side up.
~Original
An Elderly Couple Watching Television
Elderly couple... sitting down watching television when the commercials come on, the husband smiles at his wife and says, I would love some ice cream right now. His wife says, me too! What do you want, I’ll go get it. Husband: I’d like to have 2 scoops of vanilla with chocolate and caram...
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