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Standup Comedy Jokes

What is the difference between standup comedy, and motivational speaking?

Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.

Osama Bin Laden tried doing standup comedy before terrorism

He bombed.

Why will Jeff Bezos' career in standup comedy be a success?

He's already mastered delivery

What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy?

Sitcoms

We should thank Trump and Biden

For giving this great standup comedy night.

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners

He can’t do standup comedy!

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