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Stakeholders Jokes

Why do vampires hate running a big business?

Too many stakeholders.

Why do vampires never create new businesses?

They're afraid of the stakeholders

(A joke I just made up)

Why did the vampire refuse to attend the interdepartmental meeting?

He didn’t want to face that many stakeholders.

Why did the boardroom executives have slabs of meat in their hands?

They were all stakeholders.

Why do vampires make terrible businessmen?

>!They can't deal with stakeholders!<

A bunch of vampire hunters needed to talk

So they scheduled a stakeholders meeting

Why was the vampire removed as CEO?

He couldn't appeal to the stakeholders.

Dracula says he doesn't want to become an investment banker..

He said he hates stakeholders.

Seminar topic at the annual vampire conference

"How to Deal with Stakeholders"

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