Speakers Jokes - 34 Hilarious Speakers Jokes

The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “It’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”

That was some sound advice.

A majority of English Speakers do not know the opposite of these words...

Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

LPT: If you are ever at a party or business meeting with Spanish speakers, make sure to stand up and say “Mucho”

It means a lot to them

A friend of mine works in a recording studio and he was telling me which are the best speakers to buy.

It was sound advice.

My grandfather taught me the value of getting top quality speakers.

It was sound advice.

A few weeks ago I ordered a box to store my money and a set of speakers online.

They arrived today, safe and sound.

How many motivational speakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero, because the change starts with you.

What do Spanish speakers scream on a roller-coaster?

Nosotros...

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Laptop Speakers! Too quiet for music ...

Yet too loud for porn

Non english speakers, translate the best joke you have from your language. Other redditors will have to guess from what country the joke is.

Obviously, names and places will have to be translated too.

For German-speakers: How many helpers does Weihnachtsmann have?

Elf.

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Every night, the sounds of loud aggressive pornography blast from my neighbours’ apartment.

We’ve tried talking about it but I don’t care what they say; I’m not disconnecting from their Bluetooth speakers.

What do English speakers yell when they're on a rollercoaster?

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

What do Spanish speakers yell when they're on a roller coaster?

Nosotros!!!!!

So, I bought these ceiling mounted speakers...

When I glanced over the instruction manual it read: “Screwing up is Mandatory”

What language has the least number of speakers?

Sign language.

Motivational speakers: Say "I will" instead of "I wish"

Me: I will my parents loved me

Why do cardiac surgeons make the best public speakers?

Nobody else can touch as many hearts as them.

I bought some new speakers today......

I think I made a sound investment.

Band most likely to be blasted out of the speakers at your local beehive?

Pollen Oates

One for the French speakers

A Frenchman was beating me with bread.
Oh, the pain!

What do you call a group of motivational speakers?

A fleece.

As a non-native speaker, I have to say, sorry about the bad English

That I'm about to get in replies from the native born speakers.

"These speakers didn't cost that much so I doubt they will work well"

"that is a cheap stereotype"

A Dutch speaker and a German speakerwalk into a bar

They get extremely drunk and then two Dutch speakers walk out

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Victoria's Secret recently invented a bra that contains Bluetooth speakers ...

... because so many women had complained that men stare at their breasts instead of listening to them.

If the French always say "hon hon" then what do Canadian French speakers say?

"Honk honk"

Why can't you connect 2 speakers at the same time to an apple device?

They work in pears.

Why do Spanish-speakers only use the fire extinguisher when they burn the cheese?

Because they were told, “only use in queso emergency”

How do Spanish Speakers like to cut their pizza?

With little ceasars.

why are chemists bad public speakers?

because almost every element in their speech ends with um

A black guy stole the speakers out of my car.

Stereotypical

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True Story, conference speakers tale.

3 day conference wednesday to friday, 9-6pm, 60 speakers, several hundred in attendance. Our guy draws the 5pm friday slot.
Walks in 5 mins before as the crowd is emptying out from the previous talk. Starts setting up the computer, looks up, just one guy left sitting in the front, rest of the ha...

English speakers yell "yes" or "yeah" when excited. Spanish speakers yell "sí"....

...French speakers sound like they're going down rollercoasters.

I hooked up a new stereo system in my car. I realized later i put in 2 diffrent speakers!

Damn. Wrong sub.

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