For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"
Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
>"A dozen, a gross, and a score, > >plus three times the square root of four, > >divided by seven, > >plus five times eleven, > >is nine squared and not a bit more."
Women are evil
And I can prove it
first, we know that any relationship with a woman requires time and money therefore...
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Mon...
I made a real friend today
I multiplied my imaginary friend by sqrt(-1).
Did you know that Erwin Schrodinger's funeral was closed casket?
He was buried (|Dead> + |Alive>) / sqrt(2)
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