A doctor made a house call on an elderly lady, back when they made house calls. She was spritely and healthy, and the doctor remarked on her good condition. "Have you ever been bedridden?" he asked. "Oh my, yes" she said. "Many times, and twice in a buggy"
A lady walks into a veterinarian with a parrot
A lady walks into a veterinarian with a parrot and places the parrot, stiff as a board, onto the vets desk.
"Doctor I think my parrot is sick. Please make him well again!"
The vet takes a look at the parrot and puts his stethoscope on the parrots chest and listens solemnly for a few mo...
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