Unlike past US Elections, the 2024 election is shaping up to be a feisty contest between the GOP and Dems.
The Geriatric Old People's Party and the Dementia Party.
Why was Cogsworth feeling feisty?
Because he was wound up.
I before E
Except when you run a weird heist on a feisty foreign overweight neighbor wearing beige.
I before e
Except for when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.
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Girlfriend got jokes...
My girlfriends jk/comeback/burn on me today.
Back story, we've been busy lately and haven't been physically intimate. I felt feisty this morning and suffice to day our "intamacy" didn't last long.
Her: you have to give up office to chair to my daughter.
Me: why? Its my chair...
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Wife takes husband to for his bday....
A wife decides to reward his good husband for his bday by taking him to a . As they walk in the doorman says "welcome Mr. Howard", wife stares at husband with a surprised look, as they sit down the waitress comes over and says "scotch on the rocks Mr Howard", wife starts getting angry,...
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