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Feisty Jokes

Unlike past US Elections, the 2024 election is shaping up to be a feisty contest between the GOP and Dems.

The Geriatric Old People's Party and the Dementia Party.

Why was Cogsworth feeling feisty?

Because he was wound up.

I before E

Except when you run a weird heist on a feisty foreign overweight neighbor wearing beige.

I before e

Except for when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

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Girlfriend got jokes...

My girlfriends jk/comeback/burn on me today.

Back story, we've been busy lately and haven't been physically intimate. I felt feisty this morning and suffice to day our "intamacy" didn't last long.

Her: you have to give up office to chair to my daughter.

Me: why? Its my chair...

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Wife takes husband to strip club for his bday....

A wife decides to reward his good husband for his bday by taking him to a strip club.
As they walk in the doorman says "welcome Mr. Howard", wife stares at husband with a surprised look, as they sit down the waitress comes over and says "scotch on the rocks Mr Howard", wife starts getting angry,...

The Masquerade Party

Dave and his wife are invited to a masquerade party. However, just before they leave, Dave's wife gets a terrible headache and decides to stay home. When Dave leaves, the wife takes an aspirin and goes to sleep. After a while, she wakes up and realizes that her headache is gone and guesses she would...

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