Except for when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.
Bible characters on Tinder
What would the tinder profiles of Bible characters look like?
Example: Delilah - Philistine and feisty. Strong guys make me weak. I am an aspiring hairdresser
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Wife takes husband to strip club for his bday....
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The Masquerade Party
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