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Sperm Donation Jokes

Why are sperm donations more expensive than blood donations?

They are hand made

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What can be said about a sperm bank's pornographic materiel that can also be said about the sperm donation experience in its entirety?

So it's come to this

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Just back from the sperm donation clinic...

Nurse asked me ‘could you masturbate in the cup’ I said im good, but not competition standard

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Why is it always crowded in a sperm bank?

Because people are paid to come.
Why'd you think sperm donations are really expensive, because they're handmade
But Its hardwork tho, it takes alo of balls to do it, whatever you thing you on regular that's nutting.

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A man enters an elevator...

which is already occupied by a young woman, who has already pushed the button for the 2nd floor.

Woman: Are you going to the 2nd floor?

Man: No, 3rd floor. What's on the 2nd floor?

Woman: A blood bank, they pay $20 for a donation.

Man: Well, the sperm bank on the 3rd floo...

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