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Sperm Donation Jokes

Why are sperm donations more expensive than blood donations?

They are hand made

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What can be said about a sperm bank's pornographic materiel that can also be said about the sperm donation experience in its entirety?

So it's come to this

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Just back from the sperm donation clinic...

Nurse asked me ‘could you in the cup’ I said im good, but not competition standard

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Why is it always crowded in a sperm bank?

Because people are paid to come.
Why'd you think sperm donations are really expensive, because they're handmade
But Its hardwork tho, it takes alo of balls to do it, whatever you thing you on regular that's nutting.
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