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Spay Jokes

Bob Barker was dedicated to getting pets spayed and neutered

Say what you want but that took alot of balls

A rich old lady called the veterinarian to come to her apartment due to problems with her female cat.

Vet: Is your cat spayed?

ROL: No. I didn’t think that necessary. She never goes outside.

The vet inspected the cat carefully.

Vet: Well, she must have gotten out at some time. She’s pregnant.

ROL: She can’t be. Since I had her as a kitten she has never been outside thi...

My wife shouted at me for calling our cat "womb-less"

I believe in calling a spayed, a spayed.

Why did Cersei cut off The Hound's balls?

Because a Lannister always spays his pets.

It's uncomfortable talking about how i got my cat fixed last week...

But sometimes you gotta call a spayed a spayed

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