A Tourist in Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his Cava Sangria, he noticed a sizzling, delicious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied: "Ah, Senor. You have excellent taste! Those are bulls testicles from the bull fight today. A delicacy!" The tourist said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me a...
I saw a guy out praying today
I listened close and overhead what he was saying: "Father, I approach thee in prayer today. Jugular, brachial, superior vena cava, renal, jugular..."
I stopped him right there and said "HEY! No vein repetitions."
A soldier I know really likes stealing sparkling wine.
He keeps telling me to take cava.