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I saw a guy out praying today

I listened close and overhead what he was saying: "Father, I approach thee in prayer today. Jugular, brachial, superior vena cava, renal, jugular..."

I stopped him right there and said "HEY! No vein repetitions."
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A soldier I know really likes stealing sparkling wine.

He keeps telling me to take cava.
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