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What's the difference between a toilet bowl and a soup bowl?

If you had to click to find out, I'm never having soup at your place.

What do you call a soup bowl from Krypton?!

Well ... *a kryptonian soup bowl*, obviously.

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hillbilly guy is eating at a buffet...

a large lady at the next table is wolfing down chicken wings, dipping them into a soup bowl of ranch dressing and shoving them in, right hand, left hand...

suddenly she grabs her throat and starts eeking out a panicked sound and starts turning purple...

the hillbilly jumps up, shoves h...

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