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Nikon Jokes

At The Nikon Headquarters

We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses

"A focus group?"

DAMMIT JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES

Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home...

*Police Sergeant*:
What is her height?

*Husband*:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

*Sergeant*:
Colour of eyes?

*Husband*:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

*Sergeant*:
Colour of hair?

*Husband*:
Changes a couple times a ...

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The Pope

Liked to sneak out one of the back doors of St. Peter's into an alley so he could hide and . One day he was enjoying his secret pleasure when he heard a click. He turned to spot a Japanese tourist with a camera. The Pope approached the tourist and said, "My that sure is a nice camera you'v...

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