Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home...

*Police Sergeant*:
What is her height?

*Husband*:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

*Sergeant*:
Colour of eyes?

*Husband*:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

*Sergeant*:
Colour of hair?

*Husband*:
Changes a couple times a ...

At The Nikon Headquarters

We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses

"A focus group?"

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The Pope

Liked to sneak out one of the back doors of St. Peter's into an alley so he could hide and masturbate. One day he was enjoying his secret pleasure when he heard a click. He turned to spot a Japanese tourist with a camera. The Pope approached the tourist and said, "My that sure is a nice camera you'v...

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