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Softest Jokes

Which animal has the softest bite?

“Gummy” bears

When are your car windows at their softest?

When they're down.

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Did you know that the softest part in a woman's body is that area between her anus and her vagina?

No matter how hard you smash your eggs in there they would not crack.

Three men are lost in the southwestern U.S. when they see a strange figure near a cliff.

They approach the figure and he introduces himself. “I am the magical genie of Arizona. When you go over this cliff, say something you desire. I will summon it for you to land on at the bottom of the cliff.” The men are a little uncertain.

The first one peers over the edge of the cliff and f...

Why do Ivan Pavlov's dogs have the shiniest and softest fur?

Repeated conditioning.

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

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A businessman breaks down on the side of a country road...

Along his trip to the big city a businessman's car breaks down on a long stretch of country road. As he exits his car he finds no mechanic shops or gas stations along the road and his phone is out of the service area. Luckily a farmer on a tractor stopped by and offered his support.

Farmer: ...

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A beautiful young girl goes into the doctors office (not a blonde joke)

The doctor has her get undressed. She is the most exquisite woman he's seen. He starts the examination.

He has her open her mouth. All he can think about is putting his penis in there for a blowjob. He starts to feel in her mouth.

Do you know what I'm doing? he asks. Yes, she replies,...

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A man rubbed a genie lamp.

The genie gave his usual spiel about three wishes. No more, no less. The man wished for the biggest cock, the strongest toned finest ass, and softest pussy. With a snap of the genie's finger all three wishes were granted. The genie told him to wait for tomorrow for all wishes to take effect.
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