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LPT: If you're trying cocaine for the first time, add a little Downy.

It'll soften the blow.

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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