LPT: If you're trying cocaine for the first time, add a little Downy.

It'll soften the blow.

So apparently Robert Downy Jr came out as trans recently,

I had a feeling he was Fe-male

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

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Two kids were talking together.

First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands.
" Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?
" First: "Yes, of course.
" Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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