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Why are Americans so stupid?

Because they shoot all the ones who go to school

EDIT: I love jokes and comedic freedom... but I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THIS ONE LOL

EDIT 2: Thanks for letting me share the pain of this one with you, internet. And I’m not European (where are ppl getting this lol), I am also πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

He conditioned it.

There once was a criminal that was so so fat...

That not even the police could surround him

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