An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."
One guy thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. -Guy: "I have lo...
A farmer bragged to his friend about his smart chickens
"How do you know they're smart?"
"They love classical music! That's smarty-pants music right there."
"And how do you know that's what they like?"
"Every morning, I say to the chickens 'What music for today?' and they ask for their favorite composer: 'Bach, Bach, Bach!'"
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The CEO during a site visit to the office asks a young Manager "Yes smarty, What do you do?"
Manager (calmly) : "Sir, I'm the Sexual Advisor to the VP."
Pin drop silence ensues, photographer stops taking pictures, all others stop working and start looking around.
The CEO looks ...
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