Except for when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.
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NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN:
**NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN:**
Please be advised that anyone planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a full Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider wheth...
What does Santa do to people who try to stop him ?
He sleighs them.
What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?