where they leave the house and suddenly realize they’ve got their pants on?
A man went to the doctor and told him, "Every night for the past month and a half, I have dreams in which I have wrestling matches with donkeys."
The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Take these, and your dreams will go away."
"Can I start taking them tomorrow?" the man asked.
"Why?" the doctor inquired.
"Because I'm scheduled to wrestle in the championship match tonight," he replied.
My gf told me she had a dream about me cheating.
It’s sweet of her to have dreams of me being happy.
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Two Sandwiches in a Deli
One day two sandwiches are sitting in a deli. One sandwich - a veggie sandwich - asks the other "Hey man, if you could be any kind of sandwich, what would you be?"
The other sandwich - a turkey sandwich - isn't in the mood. He retorts "I'm tired man. I don't feel like having a deep conv...
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