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Skyrocketed Jokes

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Enrollment in the Penis Club has skyrocketed.

So many members!

The productivity all around the world skyrocketed...

...then the Reddit maintenance came to an end.

Fireworks have been really popular in 2020.

Sales have skyrocketed.

Did you hear about the new shipping company merger?

COVID has skyrocketed the demand for delivery services, causing an unforeseen merger in the works. To ensure the people get the best package delivery and express service, UPS and FedEx are joining forces...and they are calling themselves FedUp (:


(My dad made this joke up a long time ago...

Elon Musk's Car Insurance

must have skyrocketed today

Elon musk has been the talk of the town lately

News of his Tesla Roadster has skyrocketed

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Five friends were sitting around, debating which Pixar movie is the greatest

After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of the...

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