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Sky Dive Jokes

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Why don't they let blind people sky dive?

It scares the shit out the dogs.

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It's total bullshit that you need a parachute to go sky diving.

You need a parachute if you plan to sky dive twice.

Sky diving

A sky diver had just pulled his main chute and found it wouldn't open. He quickly tries his reserve chute, still nothing. Now in a panic falling towards the ground he see's a man flying up towards him at an incredible speed. In stunned disbelieve as they pass each other the sky diver screams out "do...

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A Pakistani soldier

was telling his friends about his training and first Sky dive with US Air Force

"When I got to the door of the plane and looked down 20,000 feet below, I froze and couldn't jump."

"So the 6'6" tall African-American instructor unzipped his fly and dropped out his 12 inch dick and said, ...

Theme 2: Polish

--Q: How do you get a one-armed Pole out of a tree?

--A: Wave to him.


Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding
night?

A: A new last name.


--Q: Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

--A: He was scheduled to take a u...

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