Husband: I think we should learn Punjabi.

Wife: Why?
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Husband: We have adopted a Punjabi child. When he grows up and learns to talk, we won't understand what he's saying.

A man was relaxing on a beach shore.

Here’s a Punjabi joke my grandma likes to tell to everyone she meets, hope it translates well

An Indian man was relaxing on a beach shore in America, when someone walked by and asked “Hey, you relaxing?” The man, not knowing what relaxing meant, replied “No, I am Jagdeep Singh.” After an hour...

I saw two Punjabi guys fighting...

It was a Sikh fight.

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A punjabi joke (NSFW) Long

An punjabi paratrooper’s mum has a dream that his son’s parachute doesn’t open and he falls to his death. She pleads with him to not go to work today. He says “Mum ! I can’t just not turn up, it’s army after all . I will however request my sergeant to spare me the jump today”

As planned he a...

Has anyone read the Indian wordplay book?

It’s written in punjabi

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Two turbaned Punjabies Kuldip and Jagdip went to Paris and made friends with a young Frenchman named Jean Paul.

For several weeks these two stooges went everywhere Jean Paul went. One day Jean Paul went missing. These two looked everywhere for days but could not find Jean Paul. So they went to the Police and reported that Jean Paul is missing.

Policeman: Can you describe your friend Jean Paul?
Kul...

My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up while singing along to his Punjabi music at the top of his voice...

He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs.

"Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing.

I smiled back at him and replied, "Yes," as I put them up my nostrils

They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds.

It'd be called Singh: A Song

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A round with the guys

\[Translated from a popular Punjabi joke\]

Tim's sitting around with the lads having drinks on a Saturday night.

A few drinks later, Tim claims:

"Guys, I have a special talent. I can name you the liquor brandname used in a drink, just from tasting it."

His buddies doubt h...

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

What's the best language for Indian word plays?

Punjabi

Cultural Differences

**Bengali**: My grandfather lived for 96 years and he never used glasses.



**Punjabi**: Yes, I know, some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle.

A man is on his death bed and he tells his wife fight never to fight with her in laws after his death.

He says otherwise every time she fights his body would turn in his grave. She agrees and he dies peacefully. The wife lives her life out and when dies is buried in the same cemetery. At the night she asks her neighbors have they seen her husband Bob.

The neighbors tell her there are like hund...

[Discussion] Regional targets

I am wondering who are the preferred targets of jokes from where you are from, I have done a little research and have come up with the following so far:

| Region | Target |
|:--|:--|
| Canada | Newfies |
| England | Irishmen |
| America | Polacks |
| France | Belgians |
| Br...

[Long] There was a fire in the building

3 guys were trapped in the building - one muslim, one chirstain, one nigerian.

Firemen couldn't arrive.

There was a punjabi standing. He shouts, "Jump and I will catch you guys"

First christain guy jumps, punjabi guys catches him. Crowd applauds!

Second muslim guy jumps, ...

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