Punjabi Jokes

Amandeep Trouble

The government, via the local mosque, announces that every married couple will receive 100, 000 rupees for every child they have, as a sort of relief check.

Johnny, a poor man with 7 kids, hears this joke.

He tells his wife, "O wife, we have 7 kids, and we will receive 700,000 rupees ... read more

It was a Sikh fight.

Here’s a Punjabi joke my grandma likes to tell to everyone she meets, hope it translates well

An Indian man was relaxing on a beach shore in America, when someone walked by and asked “Hey, you relaxing?” The man, not knowing what relaxing meant, replied “No, I am Jagdeep Singh.” After an hour... read more

Wife: Why?
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Husband: We have adopted a Punjabi child. When he grows up and learns to talk, we won't understand what he's saying.

Because they are Sikh.

It’s written in punjabi

Punjabi

He says otherwise every time she fights his body would turn in his grave. She agrees and he dies peacefully. The wife lives her life out and when dies is buried in the same cemetery. At the night she asks her neighbors have they seen her husband Bob.

The neighbors tell her there are like hund... read more

**Bengali**: My grandfather lived for 96 years and he never used glasses.



**Punjabi**: Yes, I know, some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle.