Signing Jokes - 6 Hilarious Signing Jokes

A new gym opened near me. They are currently going door to door signing up new members.

It's called Jehovah's Fitness.

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Ukraine has a new policy on gays signing up for military service.

Donetsk, Dontell.

If anyone is interested, I'll be signing books today at Barnes & Noble from 6 pm...

until I'm removed by security.

Chuck Norris was signing an autograph for a little boy

Chuck Norris was signing an autograph for a little boy.

"How old are you little boy?"

"I'm 5 years old"

Chuck Norris said, "When I was your age I was 7."

What do you call someone tricked into signing a terrible deal?

The groom

My friends are constantly asking me to stop signing Oasis songs.

I said maybe.

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