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Signing Jokes

A new gym opened near me. They are currently going door to door signing up new members.

It's called Jehovah's Fitness.

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Ukraine has a new policy on gays signing up for military service.

Donetsk, Dontell.

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Two Deaf People Get Married

Two Deaf people get married
During 1st week of marrige they found they are unable to communicate in bedroom with the lights out as they can't see each other signing and lipsing.
After several nights of fumbling and misunderstanding they finally came up with a solution
The wife said
Why ...

If anyone is interested, I'll be signing books today at Barnes & Noble from 6 pm...

until I'm removed by security.

Chuck Norris was signing an autograph for a little boy

Chuck Norris was signing an autograph for a little boy.

"How old are you little boy?"

"I'm 5 years old"

Chuck Norris said, "When I was your age I was 7."

What do you call someone tricked into signing a terrible deal?

The groom

My friends are constantly asking me to stop signing Oasis songs.

I said maybe.

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