Every time I see a street sign that says "Watch for Children"
I can't help but wonder if that's a fair trade.
What is my favorite street sign?
News flash: Vandals destroy street signs
They pulled out all the stops
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Boy the Halloween vandals and pranksters hit my neighborhood hard already. They destroyed a bunch of street signs," he tells the bartender. "They really pulled out all the stops."
When I was learning to drive in the winter, my Dad told me, "If you're ever lost in the snow, wait for a plow truck, then follow it."
One cold, snowy Minnesota night, I got lost on the way home. The snow was blowing so fast and piling up so high, I couldn't see any street signs. With no map in my car and a dead cell phone, I thought I might be stranded so I pulled over to the side of the road.
Then breaking through the flu...
I just realized it's much safer to drive drunk
Because you see the street signs twice and you don't miss them.