Every time I see a street sign that says "Watch for Children"

I can't help but wonder if that's a fair trade.

What is my favorite street sign?

Slow children.

News flash: Vandals destroy street signs

They pulled out all the stops

When I was learning to drive in the winter, my Dad told me, "If you're ever lost in the snow, wait for a plow truck, then follow it."

One cold, snowy Minnesota night, I got lost on the way home. The snow was blowing so fast and piling up so high, I couldn't see any street signs. With no map in my car and a dead cell phone, I thought I might be stranded so I pulled over to the side of the road.

Then breaking through the flu...

I just realized it's much safer to drive drunk

Because you see the street signs twice and you don't miss them.

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