Sicilian Jokes

HEY!!!

Who told you there was a chicken?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next
year.

A Sicilian actuary can give you their names . . . .

"When you wake up with four balls, your enemy is behind you."

One lovely summer an italian couple go on holiday to Sicily with their two kids. They park their car close to the seaside, unload their swimsuits, towels and buckets and happily walk to the beach. As they sit down on the sand, Giorgio (dad) suddenly remembers that he left his sunglasses in the car... read more

Yes, of Corsican!

I've heard that Sicilians really don't like witnesses.

...all of the guests immediately stopped what they were doing and quietly left. Don Cappelli’s face was very well-known around the city, and while he was ‘saving’ business after business from going bankrupt and helping families at their time of need, nobody dared ask where his money came from, nor d... read more