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Masochistic Jokes

Why are French bakers so masochistic?

They just knead to feel some pain.

Why do masochistic people tend to explode?

Because they are propane

What does a masochistic robot enjoy?

Cog and bolt torture

What is a masochistics favorite vegetable?

The artichoke

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I bought some masochistic butter today.

It came whipped.

I've worked in a masochistic shop for years.

It's painfully boring.

Did you hear about that masochistic bully?

He was just begging to get punched

I took my masochistic girlfriend to the casino, but she lost all my money.

She kept screaming “Hit me!” at the blackjack table.

My mum said I have a "masochistic personality". That hurt me a lot.

And I liked it.

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