There once was a man named Ulf, and he was the meanest Viking in all the land.
Time after time he proved his temperament, and so obnoxious was he that the world knew him as Rude Ulf.
Despite his prowess, the village soon found him unbearable, and even his mother had not a kind thing to say.
Amidst pleas and cries for Rude Ulf’s exile, the chief gave him an ultima...
A farmer ask his neighbor:
A farmer ask his neighbor: Do you have way to identify cows? I have two and i want to know which is which.
The neighbor, thinks: Umm, you can cut the edge of the ear of only one of them.
The next week, Farmer: I've tried your idea but the other cow got too close to the sharpe fi...
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A Day at the University
I posted a joke that gained some popularity before getting deleted for breaking the rules of the community. As there are people who ask me what the joke was, I'll try to reformulate it so that it complies with the rules.
Carrynegie Melon University, Penisylvania. Prof. Mary Armstrong gives a ...
Why do kids get bloody noses more often than adults?
I made a clock. The big hand is a butcher's knife, the small hand is a paring knife, and the clock face is a sharpening stone.
There's never a dull moment.