If your superpower is to shapeshift, do not transform into an Indian garment

Or you'll be Sari

What do you call a shapeshifter that turns into a human after being an owl?

A who man.

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Shapeshifting

INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest strength?

ME: Shapeshifting

INTERVIEWER: Is that so?

INTERVIEWER: Yes

INTERVIEWER: Holy shit..

A shapeshifter walks down a street

when suddenly he turns into a lane.

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