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Shapeshift Jokes

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An Interview

INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest strength?

ME: Shapeshifting

INTERVIEWER: Is that so?

INTERVIEWER: Yes

INTERVIEWER: Holy shit

EDIT:
Source: @AndyAsAdjective on Twitter

Did you all hear about the one about the evil shapeshifter?

He turned himself into the police!

If your superpower is to shapeshift, do not transform into an Indian garment

Or you'll be Sari

What do you call a shapeshifter that turns into a human after being an owl?

A who man.

A shapeshifter walks down a street

when suddenly he turns into a lane.

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