Common sense student Jokes

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

Common sense is like AIDS.

Some are born with it while others have to get it pounded into them.

Common sense is like dial-up internet access

It hasn’t been used in years

Common sense

It is like deodorant. Those who need it the most don’t have it.

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American marine looks for a seat in a train

In one compartment, he finds a seat near a French elderly woman looking very important. Unfortunately, that seat is occupied by that woman's chihuahua. So he politely asks her if he can sit there.

She very angrily responds: “You Americans are so rude! My Ruby is sitting there!”

He give...

What do the “bad parts” of American history and common sense have in common?

They are being wiped from existence.

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The man who loved fishing

A husband is fanatical about fishing.

Twice a month on the weekend, he heads out for the lake early and spends most of the day.

He does this come rain or shine.

One Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and...

Mathematics is 90% common sense,

the other half is intelligence.

Common sense

An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip. They set-up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the father woke up his son.
Father- Look up to the sky and tell me what you see.
Son- I see millions of stars.
Father- And what does that tell you?
Son- Astrono...

Common sense is like a plane.

It goes over most people's heads.

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Common sense

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes

During a biology exam a student has to list three pros of breast milk.

He's unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:

- Contains all the nutrients a baby needs,

- Doesn't need heating,

But he still needs one more. And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:

- Has great packaging.

Men of Reddit, what is that funny feeling you get when you fall in love with a girl?

That's common sense, leaving your body.

What is the fear of chainsaws called?

Common sense

Life's Philosophy

The great man told his followers, 'There are 2 things in life that matters above all else - Integrity, if you'd made a promise, you carry it out, even if it bankrupts you, cripples you or kills you. The other thing is common sense, like not making that promise'.

You know that tingly sensation you get when you like somebody?

That's common sense leaving your body.

First, we bought toilet paper for a respiratory virus because we lack common sense.

Now, we have a nationwide coin shortage, which means we lack common cents!

In tech support, we get asked questions that seem like common sense. Today I told a guy "CTRL-P"...

...but he didn't make it to the bathroom.

I've heard common sense has been lacking during the pandemic.

So I only tip in pennies now.

Dave and bob

Dave and Bob are two friends who enjoy DIY but lack common sense(I've heard this told with Irishmen, blondes etc. But let's keep controversy down ).
Dave is painting and Bob is nailing in some skirting boards to the wall.
Bob will take a nail out of the box, sometimes throw it away, and someti...

In a far away place... In a small rural town...

There was a boy named john. John didn’t have many friends growing up as he preferred to keep to himself. Johns family were farmers through and through, his favourite thing to do was to drive their tractor around and around the farm, john always adored tractors, the big back wheels and the small fron...

What's the name for a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

(my 9-year-old just came and shared that gem with me)

What do you call a phobia of a clown wielding a chainsaw running straight at you?

Common sense

MBA Student Vs. BE Student.

A MBA And A BE Student Go On A Camping Trip, Set Up Their Tent, And Fell Asleep.

Some Hours Later, The BE Wakes His MBA Friend And Says: “Look Up At The Sky And Tell Me What You See”

The MBA Replies: “I See Millions Of Stars”

The BE Asks: “What Does That Tell You?”

The MB...

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A man was fired from the mint for masturbating near the coins.

He said it wasn't fair; there was no common sense.

A man goes to a doctor after being hit by a car...

Dr. : How did it happen?
Man: I was sunbathing when a female driver ran over me.
Dr. : I would say it's your fault. It's common sense not to sunbathe in the lawn when you know there are female drivers on the road.
Man: But doctor I was sunbathing on the roof!

Why there are led lights now!

Two physics PhD guys and mathematician PhD after a conference sit in a hotel lobby and having drinks. Suddenly the light bulb burns out over their head and maintenance guy comes and changes the light bulb. While changing it, he hands the burnt out light bulb over to the mathematician who puts it car...

You will not believe what just happened...

I walked into the store to get a drink...When I walked in I noticed these 2 police officers watching some guy who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw him & thought, "This guy didn't have any common sense & was he crazy? With the cops right there too?! But anyway, I went in and got my drink...

I don't understand why certain people don't get communist jokes

All it takes is a little common sense.

A joke my Cousin told to me when I was 5, that I rewrote one day. The Rabi and the Trids (WARNING: LONG)

This is the story of a Rabbi named Steven. Steven was lost in the mountains of Bolivia one day. He had embarked from Lima weeks ago, but his translator had taken a rather nasty tumble and was no longer with him. But the Rabbi continued. He walked forward and up, perhaps being guided by a higher forc...

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