Boy: [kissing girl on couch] you wanna take this upstairs?
Girl: He-he, sure baby.
Boy: Awesome! Grab the other end, and try not to scuff the banister.
A man and a blonde woman get engaged
A man and a blonde woman get engaged. The man presents her with a big, beautiful, expensive diamond ring. After a few months, the man notices that the ring is in rough shape - scuff marks, dents, and scratches. He asks her to take it to the jeweler.
So, the blonde woman brings the ring to th...
Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?
(So they land softer when they're sky diving?) No, because white ones scuff up too easily.
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Why shouldn't you go out in the savannah between 4pm and 6pm? \--That's when the elephants go sky-diving
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Why do elephants live in herds? \---To get the group dis...
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A man walks into a bank and approaches the counter.
He yells "This is a fuck-up!" Confused the bank teller asks "Don't you mean stick-up?" The man scuffs his shoes on the carpet and says "No, I've left my gun at home.
Getting punch at a party.
A drunk stumbles into a party and gets in line to grab a drink from the punchbowl. Upon reaching the terminus, he spills the entire bowl all over the table and those closest to him in line. A bouncer seizes him by the scuff of the neck and angrily declares: "Look what you've done! You've screwed up ...
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