I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only being able to remember even numbers.
What are the odds?
Did you know that all high school math teachers are lonely?
You can tell by them always asking you to find the X
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
In high school math class ...
I owned a car and I was good at calculus. They made me the "designated deriver".
Since y'all liked the monk joke, I modified a joke told by my high school math teacher.
Once there was a king and he attended that monk's temple. One day the monk was late. The king asked him why he was late. And he replied that he had to help his wife with an errand.
"You are so revered monk and yet, you fear your wife!", the king exclaimed. " Well, everyone fears his wife",...
My grade school math teacher once asked us what 280 x 18 was
I kept shouting "7!" but apparently we weren't on the topic of factorials yet
A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar
They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book
why can’t you chug beer and do high school math at the same time?
it’s illegal to drink and derive >:(
What do you call a hot high school math teacher?
Expansion of minors
Little Johnny - Ice Cream
An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?"
One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all...
Dracula
Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count.
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prize winning pig [long]
The Johnson brothers have had longstanding rivalry with fellow farmers the Taft brothers for a decade. The Taft brothers constantly show them up, and Billy (the oldest) decides he's finally had enough, and this year they are going to win the prize for biggest pig at the county fair. He comes up with...
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