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Scalpels Jokes

The surgeon who performed my circumcision didn't have scalpels.

I was surprised they managed to pull it off.

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So there's a serial killer on the loose...

There's a serial killer on the loose in a pretty big city in Southern California. This killer has been at large for some time and has a particularity sadistic method of murdering his victims, he kills them by making thousands of tiny cuts all over their bodies until they pass out from pain and die o...

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