I like the way my friend Sam's mustache looks, so I figured I'd say something nice.
I don't understand why she's mad at me over a compliment.
What did Microsoft say so everyone could trust them?
You have our word.
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The Maid asked the master's wife for a pay raise!!
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.” “The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”...
If you're a teenage girl and you need to visit the mall to get supplies for art class, just say so.
Don't turn to your dad as you leave the house and say "I'm going to the mall to get felt."
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