What did Microsoft say so everyone could trust them?

You have our word.

If you're a teenage girl and you need to visit the mall to get supplies for art class, just say so.

Don't turn to your dad as you leave the house and say "I'm going to the mall to get felt."

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Lifeguard rescues man

Its a lake here in Austria, first day when the public area for swimming is opened in May. The liifeguard waits at his station drinking coffee and does the things lifeguards do firing their day. Possibly watching the ladies, or the men, depending on his preference.
Suddenly someone screams:“ There...

I can proudly say that I'm the head of the family and whatever decisions I make are final

I even got my wife's permission to say so

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