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Saw Mill Jokes

Saw Mill Accident

Two coworkers at the saw mill witness a horrible accident that claims the life of their friend Earl. They decide their first course of action would be to inform Earl's wife, who neither of them have ever met. Ultimately, the first worker says he'll go.

About ten minutes later, he returns with...

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Bob works in a saw mill.

Bob works in a saw mill. One day he comes into work, and his friend Ted asks him, "Hey, did you hear about Joe?"

"No, what's up?"

"Well, he was working late last night and cut off his hand."

"Holy crap Ted, is he alright?"

"Oh yeah, we picked it up, put it in a ziplock ba...

Sawmill Accident (long)

Paddy and Mick are two friends working at the local sawmill.

One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.

Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick...

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