I fell out of a dogwood tree last night.

Luckily it was all bark and no height

How can you tell if a Dogwood tree is healthy?

When it's all bark and no blight.



For some reason I woke up with this joke in my head and I don't remember ever seeing it before!

Some plants have the prefix 'dog'

"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog.' For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."

"I can," shouted one of the students, "Collieflower!"

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood.

Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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